Thursday, March 04, 2010

World's Best Firewall

Came across this Gem on a Techie Forum...

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
An average ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

This means that the through-put of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 byte/second 16875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,6875 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best frigging hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that once in a way this one small data package gets through
and hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

he he he :)

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