Sunday, March 21, 2010

Godrej wants you to GoJiyo

Godrej has finally lost it!

Here's a rather feeble attempt by Godrej to try and desperately connect with the youth by trying to build their own Social Networking platform which seems to be based on Secondlife. At a time where brands are trying to figure their way around in the current maze that is Social Networking, Godrej believes in jumping the que altogether and creating a destination that will hopefully help Godrej touch base with the consumers of tomorrow.

Currently, its open up for pre-registration. I'm pretty curious to see how they plan to get people to sign up with them. Surprisingly, for a destination that's online, I am yet to see any online communication heralding it's launch... Surely they're going to have to do better than the current STUPID television teaser ads...

Only time will tell how serious Godrej is about this. For all you curious people, here's the URL:
http://www.gojiyo.com/

It already claims to have 17k + users on board and is due to launch in the next 7 days.

Friday, March 05, 2010

Memories

What makes me remember,
those wonderful moments not so long ago,

All those years gone by, without you,
You'd think I would have gotten' used to just remembering...
All that remains, are these little memories.

It's feels empty to know that you were once here
That my life was once complete,
That I once had hope to share,
That I once had someone to share it with.

Sometimes I sit up and try to remember, all that was,
All that felt right, all the laughs,
And then I grow sad, as it dawns on me,
You are but a memory, fast fading away.

I keep trying so hard to remember, but sometimes I cannot,
I'm overwhelmed with the feeling that you aren't there,
That there is no more conversation to be had, no more fights,
Nobody else to tell me what to do...

I try and talk to you every now and then; without no reply,
Just a hope, that someplace, somewhere, your listening.
I have so much to say, so much to prove,
But for now, all that I must be content with, are memories..

Dedicated to my Father...

Thursday, March 04, 2010

World's Best Firewall

Came across this Gem on a Techie Forum...

One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
An average ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.

This means that the through-put of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1,687,500,000,000,000 byte/second 16875 Тerabyte/sec
This means that the female egg cell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,6875 terabyte per second, and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby
being the best frigging hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that once in a way this one small data package gets through
and hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

he he he :)